"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)
"Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo"
- Every Bro Ever  (via everdeenes)

dont-puck-with-me:

the NHL is 50% hot dads and 50% bad puns and 100% b o o t y 

refixable:

people have so many requirements in another person for relationships. all i want is for someone to love me and never let me go to bed feeling unwanted. that’s literally it.

kidsigh:

why go to american apparel when you can go to the thrift store and get clothes from the 90’s for a fraction of the cost!

sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it


so I went to grab something from the back fridge and?????