"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)
"Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo"
- Every Bro Ever  (via everdeenes)


the NHL is 50% hot dads and 50% bad puns and 100% b o o t y 


people have so many requirements in another person for relationships. all i want is for someone to love me and never let me go to bed feeling unwanted. that’s literally it.


why go to american apparel when you can go to the thrift store and get clothes from the 90’s for a fraction of the cost!


Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

so I went to grab something from the back fridge and?????